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COLORADO
Okay, But What Do They Sell?
Do the Riverdance
A Rental Unit With Great Security
Why Did The Bigfoot Cross The Road?
CONNECTICUT
Old Soldiers Never Die...
Fishing solo?
Lard Lovers, Unite!
DELAWARE
Work Where the Sun Don't Shine
Fun for Macho Mariners
Two kinds of bait!
FLORIDA
Drop In For A Bite!
Scotsmen, Stow Your Instruments
Does It Taste Like Chicken?
Come On, Baby, Light My Fire!
Neither Here Nor There...
Skaters Lose Their Edge
Pull Up, Get Crowned
X-rated Games?
So High You Can't Get Under It
Mmm, Mmm, Good!
This Really Bites
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What a Waste!
How Touching!
Don't These Come in Pairs?
Roadside Attraction
Latin Lovers in New Suits!
Walking in Ecstasy
You Take the High Road, and I'll Take...
A Real Standup Guy
Thanks for Your Concern!
Sermons & Briefs
Muchas Gracias (I think)
Great Place to Raise a Family!
Neverland East
Secret Recipe
Mom, my lunch tastes funny
Where the (mmm, mmm, good) boys are
The Cruel Truth
You've Seen the Fakes, But This One's For Real
When It Rains, It Pours
Good Thing He's Not a Proctologist
GEORGIA
Have I Made Myself Clear?
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
We're Very Piki
Road Tripping on a Budget
Filmed in Smell-O-Vision!
Send in the Clowns
It's a Bad Place, but You Still Have to Stop
HAWAII
Get Your Luau Supplies Here!
Bathroom Humor
No Parking
How Do You Spell H-O-T?
IDAHO
Forget Tom & Harry!
ILLINOIS
Timing is Everything...
Personal Service!
Sign Out Of Order
Therapy for Politcians?
Cruelty to Animals?
They'd Like to Have You For Dinner!
Dinner & Something Extra
Make Yourself At Home
The Donut-Eating Kind
You Never Know...
Bad Hair Day
Floating Lunch
No Fascinating Folks, Please
How They Make Miller
What Is It About Ruben?
Do Whatever It Takes!
More Fun Than Poisoning Pigeons
Legal Advice & Lunch
Dearly Departed Doodles
Love in the fast lane
INDIANA
Putting the Bash in Wabash
Blow Your Lunch?
Mrs. Bobbitt is Back!
New Concepts in Evangelism
Spring Cleaning
Complimentary Diva
Feeling Lucky?
Eat Here & Get Gas
Merry Chri$tmas
IOWA
If You've Got It, Flaunt It
Global Warming is Such a Crock
A Damp Finish
JALISCO
Getting There Is All The Fun
KANSAS
This Doesn't Make Cents
Cool Weight Loss Secret!
Hidden Camera?
Unsafe at Any Speed
Pick of the Litter
Low Octane Spelling
KENTUCKY
Cheap or Fresh -- Choose One
Might Have Curves, But No Bumps
Lip Services?
Heavy but Low-Cal
Rustic Relief
Criminal Velocity
Fresh Fudge
Chow Mein, Tumble Dry
Big Dog's Dream
Roadkill Warning
Sorry, No Drop-Offs
Free corncob pipe on move in!
LOUISIANA
O, Come, All Ye Sadists
Holy Jack O' Lantern!
No Exit
MAINE
Give 'Em A Sporting Chance!
Shotgun Wedding!
The Sounds of the Wild
Illegal Signage
Ocean-going Kraft
Roadside Redundancy
Satisfy More Than Your Appetite
Vicious Rugrats
MANITOBA
The Finest in Reconstructive Surgery
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