MARYLAND

• Someone Poached My Dog!
• The Memories Linger On
• Tastes Like Chicken
• Happy Holidays?
• It's Not Boston

MASSACHUSETTS

• I Don't Want One, But Can I Watch?
• Highway to Heaven
• The Secret's Out
• Speed Demons
• Generating Some Interest
• On Beyond Orgazmo
• Oh, Nooooooooo!
• Mentally Challenged Canines
• Tired of Burgers?
• Let Us Make This Perfectly Clear
• Not Quite Hell, but Close
• Why Use a Short Name When a Long One Will Do?

MICHIGAN

• Tired Of The Same Old Hot Dogs?
• It Was Great Before the Crash!
• Body Shop?
• Fun at the Parish Hall
• Outcall Health Services
• A Touch of Arthritis, Perhaps?
• Bad Faith
• Titanic management
• An Avenue By Any Other Name
• Implied Infractions
• Tourist Trap!
• Mobile Makeovers?
• Where Superman Parks
• Nerrds Live Here

MINNESOTA

• A Hard Bargain...
• Stop By, Get Off
• Warm Words of Welcome

MISSISSIPPI

• Look Ma, No Drips!
• Diesel Pusher
• Hold Your Breath
• Isn't This What We're All Trying to Do?

MISSOURI

• There's A Bird In My Bed!
• Lower Prices -- Do the Math!
• Oh, Baby! You Know What I Like!
• Did You Hear Us Begging?
• Hunt, Fish & Have Fun
• Where Everybody Has Your Smile
• The Show-Me State has something to tell you

MONTANA

• How Do You Spell Relief?
• Lord Help Them
• You'll Have a Ball!
• Friendly Reminder From Your Proctologist
• Private Education?

NEBRASKA

• Grin and Bare It!

NEVADA

• Holy Product Placement!
• Hope You Already Turned Out The Lights
• For Your Imaginary Legal Needs
• Bugsy's Spirit Lives On
• Ask for a Body Bag
• The Importance of a Big "O"
• Where Pepperoni Goes to Die
• Hot new Flavor!
• When Your Lawn Decor Needs a Facelift...
• Confucius Say...
• When You Just Want to Get from Here to There
• 99Cents is History
• We'll Get the Whips Out For You!
• But It's a Dry Heat
• He Had 'Em Nailed
• Deus Ex Machina?
• What's Your Rush?
• They Make Scents
• The Heat Lamp Effect
• On a Bender
• Farewell to Arms
• Anything Goes!
• Creative Spelling Policy
• Cleaning Up Vegas
• Eat More Pork!
• Criminal Activity in Progress
• Drive-thru Human Resources
• Roll Down Your Windows!
• Sensitive Las Vegas
• Take It in the Chops
• Prospecting for Dummies

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• Forget Grand Canyon & Hoover Dam
• Sin City Car Wash
• It's Vegas, Baby
• Final Destination
• A Sign from God
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• Ultimate Beauty Parlor Pun
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• Disgusting inquiries only
• Gallons of Gore
• Sign Painter's Revenge
• A Recommendation to Rely On
• A Street Too Far
• Crash Landings Daily
• Belly Up To The Bar
• How To Get Dad To Do The Wash
• Point & Splat Technology
• Laborers with Seniority
• Also hard to catch when dry
• Vipers for Adults
• Where Are They Now?
• You know you're near Area 51

NEW BRUNSWICK

• Rocky Road to Ruin
• Black Letter Compliance
• You Want Discomfort With That?
• What's That Smell?

NEWFOUNDLAND

• Great Package Deal!

NEW HAMPSHIRE

• A Trashy Destination
• It's a Dirty Job...
• Off the Grid!
• One for the Road
• Dead End!

NEW JERSEY

• A Room With An "Ew"
• Jobs for Girly Men

NEW MEXICO

• Cold Threat
• Reverse Mortgage?
• Eye in the Sky
• Must Like Salsa
• DQ Taste Treats
• Alien Spacecraft?
• Best Choice of Venue?

NEW YORK

• Get Ready To Screech to a Halt!
• Beware the Bill!
• Protein, Fiber, Mmmm!
• Church of the Living Dead
• Ask a Silly Question...
• Automotive Graveyard
• Take a Friend When You Go!
• Why Did The Bump Cross The Road?
• Wow! Really?
• For people who would otherwise win Darwin Awards
• For a genuine poodle skirt...

NORTH CAROLINA

• Keeping Grandma Frisky?
• Cutting Shellfish Down To Size...
• How Do You Spell Success?
• No Need For References...
• Size-Restricted Community?
• Roadside Profiling
• Your Slip is Showing
• Oooh, Henry!
• Got Crabs?
• It's All Downhill from Here
• Just Say Yes!

NOVA SCOTIA

• Size Does Matter!
• Do You Really Want to Go There?
• Get Clucky!
• Shocking but True
• Do You Have What It Takes?