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Highway Howlers
Rugrats
Adventures in Dining
Right Guy for the Job
It Must Be Love
Stores & Services
Animal Instincts
Divine Interactions
That's Impossible
(48)
What did I do wrong, officer?
Better Start Carrying Bitcoins
Not Open to Interpretation
Parallel Parking Was Such a Bitch...
Didn't These Use To Be Free?
The World's Too Small
Global Warming is Such a Crock
Sign fight!
This Doesn't Make Cents
Ordinal Sin
What a Waste!
But It's a Dry Heat
The Secret's Out
Look Ma, No Drips!
Light Up Or Die
Try To Get This One Right
How Long Can You Tread Water?
A Highway Called Moebius?
Make Yourself At Home
Unsafe at Any Speed
Free Wheelin'
Nowhere to Go but Here
Valets with Snorkels!
Off the Grid!
Illegal Signage
One for the Road
Roadside Paradox
Skeleton crew at work
Slick Advertising
Dead End
Oh, noooooooo!
Impossible -- Not
Queen Mary in Roadway
Prospecting for Dummies
No Wall Smacking
The Emperor's New Minimart
Don't Tell!
Closer Than You Think
A Law You Have to Break
A Secret Recipe
This Could Get You Killed
No Outlet Here!
Abandon Hope
The Black Hole
Obey At Your Own Risk
You Can't Beat City Hall
Drive Straight Ahead
Shouldn't That Read "Futility?"
Animal Instincts
(34)
Drop In For A Bite!
Wouldn't Want Them to Croak...
Does It Taste Like Chicken?
When Your Lawn Decor Needs a Facelift...
This Really Bites
Turn Here and Croak
Why is That Zebra Smiling?
New Recycling Technique!
Rest Your Dogs
Animal Cruelty?
The Tail End of Discrimination
Ducks Welcome Here!
Privy Information
Cutting Humor
Ratty but Nice
This is Just Wrong!
Finger Lickin HOT!
Mentally Challenged Canines
No Newts is Good Newts
More Fun Than Poisoning Pigeons
No Dogs Need Apply
Caught in a Lethal Tourist Trap
Venomous Snakes in Vegas
Don't Squish Sasquatch
Also Hard To Catch When Dry
For A Real Poodle Skirt
Crash Landings Daily
Goats With A Nasty Appetite
The Great White Swale
Um, Maybe They're Dead
Wax Is Extra
Look Out, Bullwinkle!
Don't Get Slimed
The Right Guy for the Job?
(36)
Protégés of Le Pétomane?
No Insurance? That's a Problem
An Honest Lawyer!
No Need For References...
A Touch of Arthritis, Perhaps?
Family Plot?
Free Dribble Glass With Purchase
It's a Dirty Job...
Jobs for Girly Men
Understated Undertakers
A Real Standup Guy
Your Career's on a Roll
Officer, I Didn't See a Thing!
On Beyond Orgazmo
Best Foot Forward?
Creative Spelling Policy
Must Like Salsa
We Love What We Sell!
Eat More Pork!
Drive-thru Human Resources
The Donut-Eating Kind
Take It in the Chops
Do You Have What It Takes?
Bad Hair Day
Mobile Makeovers?
Trust Me, Ladies!
Fascinating Folks Need Not Apply
Get Well Here
Thank God He's Not a Proctologist
Manure Vendor?
Legal Advice & Lunch
The Buford Sisters Work Cheap
Got a Good Lawyer?
He Moonlights
Roger Rabbit, Proprietor
Couch Potato By Day...
Divine Interactions
(21)
Holy Product Placement!
A Beatitude We All Agree With
O, Come, All Ye Sadists
Highway to Heaven
Parish of the Beast
Church of the Living Dead
Only 99 Cents a Minute!
Lip Services?
Deus Ex Machina?
Holy Jack O' Lantern!
New Concepts in Evangelism
Bad Faith
Sermons & Briefs
Eye in the Sky
You're in Good Hands With...
Protecting His Turf
The Rabbi Gets Here Next Week
Message from the Man Upstairs
Our McFather...
Abundant, But Not Everlasting
Prepare To Meet Your Maker
Unusual Advertising
(76)
It's OK! It's king-sized!
Get Your Luau Supplies Here!
Crashing Time!
If You've Got It, Flaunt It
A Room With An "Ew"
Reverse Mortgage?
Fun at the Parish Hall
Lower Prices -- Do the Math!
She's Got a Couple of Nice Ones
Outcall Health Services
Bums with Style
Size Does Matter!
This is Kind of Trashy
Oh, Baby! You Know What I Like!
Did You Hear Us Begging?
Latin Lovers in New Suits!
No Children, No Pets, but...
Warm Words of Welcome
Road Tripping on a Budget
Ask a Silly Question...
Moon Over New Zealand
On a Bender
Farewell to Arms
While They Last!
Generating Some Interest
Such a Deal
Black Letter Compliance
Where It's Easy Being Green!
Stamp Out Piles!
Muchas Gracias (I think)
The Dirty Half Dozen
Sensitive Las Vegas
Tourist Trap!
Your Slip Is Showing
Memories That Linger...
Insult to Injury
Take Us To Your Litre
Advertising in a Vacuum
How to Get Dad to go Shopping
We're Only Human
The Dump's Just Down the Road
Free Corn Cob Pipe!
Apartment with Great Security
Location, Location, Detonation
You'll Sleep Hard
Careers for Brown Nosers
Everbody Knows Your Name
When You're Feeling Blue
Odd Choice of Venue
Midwestern Hospitality
Rolling Singles Ad
Most People Try To Deny It
Disgusting Inquiries Only
Forget Grand Canyon!
Happy HolidaysSort of
The Younger Ones Have Web Sites
Cunning & Persistent
Welcome to America!
Arizona Sun Tan
Death by Pun
Desperately Seeking the Man in the Moon
Uncle Sam Wants to Make You a Hero
Quiet Neighbors
It's Much Nicer Than Mars
Sign Painter's Revenge
No Outlet
It's Not Boston
It's Vegas, Baby
88.8% Guaranteed!
They Also Have Indoor Plumbing!
When You Want the Worst
Until the Next Time You Step in Something Squishy
Unbiased Opinion
Truth in Advertising
High Class House
It Must Be Love
(24)
Go Here With Your Pickup
Stop By, Get Off
Getting There Is All The Fun
Come On, Baby, Light My Fire!
Great Package Deal!
Shotgun Wedding!
What's Your Rush?
Hidden Camera?
Forget Tom & Harry!
Mr. Right Now
Going All the Way
Dad's Gonna Love This!
Isn't This What We're All Trying to Do?
What is it About Ruben?
And He Can Cook, Too
Texas Bordello?
The Cruel Truth
It's a Sad Place, But You Have to Stop
Man Friday, Direct to Your Room
Fishing Solo?
Love in the Fast Lane
Going All the Way
Get 'Em While They're Hot
Please! Not in Public!
Rugrats
(11)
How Do You Spell Success?
How Touching!
Give 'Em A Sporting Chance!
Size Does Matter
Roadside Profiling
Great Place to Raise a Family!
Neverland East
Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair
They're Not In Season
If They Were Faster, It Would Be Better Sport
You've Been Warned!
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