So I'm stopped in a motel parking lot in Natchez, in a rental with Iowa plates (picked up in New Orleans), trying to read a billboard when a woman from TX backs out of a parking space, turns but keeps coming right into the left front of my car... she then takes off down the parking lot.

I race in front of her, cut her off and get out to discuss things. Well, she's there for a wedding and is obviously (D)UI. My wife calls the Natchez police, who come and take a report.

I stop at the next rental agency (in Memphis) and turn in a report there.

Eventually drop the car off in Atlanta and fly home.

About a month later comes the letter from the Mississipi DMV: "Where's OUR report?". I ignore.

About a month after that comes letter 2: "Your driving privileges in the State of Mississippi have been suspended."

OK, I guess I'm not going back.