FUNNY SIGNS BY CATEGORY

Browse below to see amusing & unusual signs organized by category.
( indicates a sign in the"Top 100" collection)

Adventures in Dining	That's Impossible!	It Must Be Love
Unusual Advertising	Animal Instincts	Divine Interactions
Stores & Services	Right Guy for the Job	Rugrats

Funny Streets & Places (53) Must Be A Casino Around Here Somewhere... A Trashy Destination When Men's Groups Go Bad... Streets With A Message Towns on the River Rye? If You're Goin' To San Francisco... Neither Here Nor There... When You Just Want to Get from Here to There What If You Want to Go Both Ways? Might Have Curves, But No Bumps Do You Really Want to Go There? A Street With Bite Oregon's Got Talent! You Take the High Road, and I'll Take... We Aren't Sure What It Is, But... Hunt, Fish & Have Fun A Sleepy Little Town Private Roads Low Sodium Lifestyle Size-Restricted Community? Interstate Explorer? Bathroom Humor An Avenue By Any Other Name River of No Return No Free Parking New Cooking Gadget? Private Education? Flushed With Pride Send in the Clowns Shotgun Wedding Venue Bring Your Bongos Message for Californians Need for Speed For Newbies in the Oil Business But Not Nobody Nothing Left to Lose A Couple Exits Past Foreplay Retirement Town for Bank Robbers Anytown, USA? Earth's Belly Button Because Long Names Are Just Better Just Because Road Kill Warning? Mean Folks Go Away Large Tongue Helpful Where Every Day is Christmas In Case You Want to Go Where the Nerds Are Build It And They Will Come For A Real Bloody Mary Where Superman Parks Pause Here For A Kiss Last On Any List Stores & Services (80) There's A Bird In My Bed! While You Wait -- Hallucinate! A Hard Bargain... Keeping Grandma Frisky? For Your Imaginary Legal Needs Bugsy's Spirit Lives On Threesome on a Budget Need New Bumpers? The Importance of a Big "O" Work Where the Sun Don't Shine Okay, But What Do They Sell? Don't Lend This Guy a Hand I Don't Want One, But Can I Watch? Accept No Substitutes And Now For Something Completely Different Grin and Bare It! Pull Up, Get Crowned Stop Here, Ladies! Vacuums, Guns, Hairstyles A Ranch That's Attracting Interest 99Cents is History It Was Great Before the Crash! What's That Smell? Therapy for Politcians? Is It Warm In Here? We'll Get the Whips Out For You! Where's the Beef? Not Your Occasional Chair Loving Hands at Home Specialized Salon Services He Had 'Em Nailed Meet Me Out Back... The Finest in Reconstructive Surgery Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Mrs. Bobbitt is Back! Diesel Pusher We're Very Piki Get Rich Quick! Focus on the Back End Foreigner Go Home Food Craze? Low Octane Spelling Titanic management Stronger, Faster, HIGHER! Anything Goes! Better Living Through Pharmaceuticals Not for Girlie Men... He'll Do It For You! Cheap Screws? You Want Discomfort With That? What's That Smell? Take a Friend When You Go! Elvis Wore That Shirt! Filmed in Smell-O-Vision! You Just Never Know Get 'Em While They're Still Warm! Corporate Burnout Floating Lunch Action from the Governator? Mixed Message Complimentary Diva Alien Spacecraft? For Macho Mariners If You're Lucky... The Latest in Household Toxins Two Kinds of Bait Custom Toupees Services for Aliens Our Customers Stay & Watch Celebrity-Owned Businesses Point & Splat Technology Shoe Store for the One-Legged Man How To Get Dad to do the Wash Town Meets Gown A Dealer You Can Trust Sorry, No Drop-Offs Where the Mob Shops Day Spa for Lumberjacks Spelling Just Sew-Sew Everyone Needs More

Highway Howlers (91) Hope You Already Turned Out The Lights Get Ready To Screech to a Halt! Scotsmen, Stow Your Instruments Gentlemen, Start Your Timers But What If You Want To Go West? Beware the Bill! Putting the Bash in Wabash Kindling From The Backwoods Creative Budget Cuts For the Luv Of Books Timing is Everything... Confucius Say... In the Wake of Katrina... Skaters Lose Their Edge X-rated Games? Have I Made Myself Clear? So High You Can't Get Under It When Trees Go Bad... Body Shop? A Damp Finish Sign Out Of Order Abandon hope... The Straight Poop on Highway Conditions Roadside Attraction The Southwest's Number 2 City Witness Protection? Extreme Recycling Sheer Hyperbole Dig This! Ashes to Concrete Exit 420 Walking in Ecstasy Old Soldiers Never Die... Call the Grammar Police! How do You Spell Tedious? Do the Riverdance Speed Demons Viva la Derriere! The Sounds of the Wild Preventing Flips Hold Your Breath Cleveland Rosck! Thanks for Your Concern! No Exit Rustic Relief Shut Up and Drive! Automotive Graveyard Spring Cleaning The Cold Hard Truth Cleaning Up Vegas Roadside Redundancy Criminal Activity in Progress Texas Defensive Driving Justice in the Wild, Wild West New Fuel Additive Takes Effect? And You Thought Drunk Drivers Were Your Biggest Concern... Roll Down Your Windows! Implied Infractions What's That Smell? Friendly Reminder from Your Proctologist Howdy, Pardner! No Parking Parking Privilege Organized Crime Why Did The Bump Cross The Road? Natural Wonders Sink With Care! Criminal Velocity Ready for the Buzzards? Show Me the Junction You Might See Double How Do You Spell H-O-T? Go 12, Go to Jail Highway of the Beast Roadside Attractions Just Say Yes! Not a Bit Trashy Alien Maternity Ward Just Don't Step In It That Narrows It Down For Darwin Award Winners For Colorfast Fabrics Only Best Route for Getaway Cars For Intergalactic Travelers This Way To Phoenix Your Tax Dollars At Work Big Birds & Yard Birds Thumbs Down Adventures in Dining (82) Blue food!? So Fresh It Squawks Ask for a Body Bag Where to Bring Your In-Laws For Dinner Tired of the Same Old Hot Dogs? Blow Your Lunch? Great Place for Honeymooners! Cutting Shellfish Down To Size... Cheap or Fresh -- Choose One Protein, Fiber, Mmmm! Where Pepperoni Goes to Die Hot new Flavor! Onion Removal? This Makes Me Sick Cold Threat When You're Feeling Flush... Cool Weight Loss Secret! Where the Sun Don't Shine Snacks for Boogie Nights Let's Be Frank... Mmm, Mmm, Good! Get a Varied Diet! Seoul Food Don't These Come in Pairs? Cruelty to Animals? Heavy but Low-Cal They'd Like to Have You For Dinner! Dinner & Something Extra They Make Scents Someone Poached My Dog! Get Clucky! The Heat Lamp Effect Pick of the Litter Tired of the Same Old Toppings? Dining with Faint Praise Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me... Something's Cooking in the Lab... No Chopsticks Necessary! Get the Lard Out! Rocky Road to Ruin Ocean-going Kraft Where Everybody Has Your Smile Tastes Like Chicken Eat It Today, Regret It Tomorrow Mystic Pizza? How Do You Spell Relief? When You're on an Expense Account Burgers in Baghdad Lord Help Them No Finger-Lickin' Needed! You'll Have a Ball! DQ Delights When the Mob's Your Butcher... New Atkins Food Group Ooooh, Henry! And You Thought It Was Made From Soybeans Tastes Like Chicken Wow! Really? How They Make Miller Um, No Thank You Haute Cuisine on a Budget Quarter Pounder With Interest Where Cops Get the Basics And Sausage Too, Darn It Mom, My Lunch Tastes Funny God Help Us Real Truckers Don't Drink Starbucks Their Day Job Chow Mein, Tumble Dry The Last Resort Belly Up to the Bar Got Crabs? Lost in Translation Extreme Truth in Advertising Dunkin' & Droolin' Liquid Lunch Nothing This Good on E-Bay Best Bathrooms in Town New Theme Concept Cuisine That Lingers Texas Taste Treat Warning from the Surgeon General Endangered Entrees 1|2|Next>