ALABAMA

• Need New Bumpers?

ALASKA

• Gentlemen, Start Your Timers
• The Cold Hard Truth
• The Rabbi Arrives on Friday

ALBERTA

• Only 99 Cents a Minute!
• No Wall Smacking Allowed
• Good Route for Getaway Cars
• Abundant, But Not Everlasting...
• You'll Sleep Hard

ARIZONA

• Protégés of Le Pétomane?
• Where to Bring Your In-Laws For Dinner
• Creative Budget Cuts
• New Recycling Technique!
• Ashes to Concrete
• Something's Cooking in the Lab...
• A Sleepy Little Town
• Where It's Easy Being Green!
• Cheap Screws?
• Closer Than You Might Think
• Buzzard's Lunch?
• You Could See Double
• Addresses with a Need for Speed
• Nothing, But Not Nobody!
• Extreme Truth in Advertising
• Dangers of Nudity
• Dogs Need Not Apply
• Custom Toupees
• Killing Two Birds?
• No Radios Necessary
• Why, oh why?

ARKANSAS

• Family Plot?
• Understated Undertakers
• Skeleton Crew at Work
• Tastes Like Chicken
• Sink With Care
• Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair...
• Wanted, Brown Nosers
• You Want It? We Got It!

CALIFORNIA

• Not Open to Interpretation
• Wouldn't Want Them to Croak...
• Threesome on a Budget
• But What If You Want To Go West?
• Go Here With Your Pickup
• Streets With A Message
• Parallel Parking Was Such a Bitch
• A Beatitude We Can All Agree With
• The World's Too Small
• Don't Lend This Guy a Hand
• If You're Goin' To San Francisco...
• Sign fight!
• Onion Removal?
• This Makes Me Sick
• When Trees Go Bad...
• Turn Here and Croak
• The Straight Poop on Highway Conditions
• Witness Protection?
• Try To Get This One Right
• A Highway Called Moebius?
• Exit 420

CALIFORNIA (cont'd)

• Get Rich Quick!
• Food Craze?
• Preventing Flips
• Nowhere to Go but Here
• Valets with Snorkels!
• Get the Lard Out!
• Stronger, Faster, HIGHER!
• Privy Information
• Stamp Out Piles!
• Justice in the Wild, Wild West
• New Fuel Additive Takes Effect?
• He'll Do It For You!
• And You Thought Drunk Drivers Were Your Biggest Concern...
• You're in Good Hands With...
• Queen Mary in Roadway
• The Emperor's New Minimart
• What's That Smell?
• Insult to Injury
• Elvis Wore That Shirt!
• Take Us To Your Litre
• And You Thought It Was Made From Soybeans
• Action from the Governator?
• Finger Lickin' HOT
• Mixed Message
• ...And the Dump's Just Down the Road
• No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem!
• Some Laws are Made to be Broken
• Avoid All Newts
• Bring Your Bongos
• Location, Location, Detonation!
• The Best in Household Toxins
• What To Say When You Get To Choose The Restaurant
• Maybe He Should Have Opened a Flower Shop?
• Alien Maternity Ward?
• We Aren't Sure What It Is, But Don't Step In It...
• Rolling Singles Ad
• Welcome to America!
• 88.8% Guaranteed
• Another Project for Kevin Costner?
• Anytown, U.S.A?
• From Our "Signs That Need No Further Explanation" Department
• Get 'Em While They're Hot!
• Nasty Folks Need Not Apply
• Oops! Yuck!
• Seafood with that Extra Something
• Service with an Academic Edge
• Shoe Sale!
• Spelling just Sew-Sew
• The Great White Swale
• Theme Restaurant with an Interesting Twist
• The Best in Restaurant Restrooms?
• White & Color-safe Fabrics Only?
• Liquid Lunch
• Power Packed Produce
• Run Bullwinkle, Run!
• When You Care Enough