"Gladiator chariot style"
Kudos all around -- great field report.
I've had my share of frozen waste valves too over the years. One memorable trip I was in Indiana and the local RV park owner (the park was closed for the season) loaned me a propane gas heater (flame-thrower) to loosed the stuck valves and tank -- on the Phoenix One all of those lines were exposed because of high off-road clearance) so... I'm laying on my back making great progress when I noticed a rather disturbing side effect of my efforts....
The ground temps were minus 10 F and the melting snow and ice was dripping off of the undercarriage of the truck at a remarkable rate and forming a nice pool of water around my parka -- no worries -- this jacket has kept me warm in truly dreadful winter conditions, so on I go, and then I go to shuffle over to the next section and.... Krikey! I am frozen in place. I am still on my back, completely stuck, with a roaring flame thrower and no one can hear me. I am unable to wiggle more than an inch or two in any direction and I made the mistake of laying down my left sleeve to gain some traction and now it's frozen to the ground too....So... making things really interesting -- my neck is starting to cramp from the odd position so I lay back to rest a moment and catch my breath... And yep, now my head is frozen in place. Since it was so darn cold, I had carefully zipped the hood tight and fastened the protective mouth piece and since my left arm is now encased in ice and right shoulder is un-moveable, I have to yell through the cloth over my mouth -- which muffles my words and makes me sound even more like an idiot...
After a few challenging moments, I get the burner turned off and manage to attract the attention of a passing motorist -- who must have wondered what the heck I was doing lying under a RV in the snow on a side road with no one around. After having a good laugh at my predicament she drives off in pursuit of the owner of the closed RV park. It starts snowing again and I've noticed that I am even more stuck than I was before -- now I can't move either of my legs...
Eventually my friend, (the RV campground owner) and this now nearly hysterically-laughing woman get back and crawl under the truck to laugh at me some more. I'm finding this not even remotely funny -- albeit I would admit that it's a tad embarrassing.
After making a series of what I thought were rather bad-taste-in-jokes about idiots in the snow and etc., my buddy fires up the flame thrower and proceeds to melt me out of the ice cocoon I've created around myself. Since his angle of vision is not entirely perfect, he can't seem to see that he's also splashing hot flames on the underside of the propane tank mounted to the chassis directly above my head. After calmly suggesting that he pay a little more attention -- he manages to chip me out of the ice block and then helps me wiggle out of the frozen parka and pants. By that time, I was getting a little chilly since the melting ice has managed to run down inside my pants and is soaking my clothes. Hyporthermia isn't all that far away, (for me), and these guys are still laughing so hard they have to take a break every now and then to catch their breath.... Megan wasn't with me that day and so she missed this particular adventure....
All-in-all another great winter RV-ing adventure!
Mark