K.J.
writes, "This is an actual sign from an office in Crystal
River, Florida. Dr. Anil K. Ram's name is correctly pronounced
more like 'Rom.' Many of his patients pronounce it the way it
looks, 'Anal Ram.' The fact Dr. Ram is a gastrointestinal physician
is even worse. I guess it is good that he is not a proctologist!"
Crystal
River, Florida
8/01
7/02:
Note from Clyde Johnson: "I
am quite surprised that Dr. Ram got all the attention,
and Dr. Hellstern wasn't even given a nod! Ever had a
colonoscopy? It is "hell" on your "stern,"
or it was until they invented small-diameter, flexible,
fiber-optic endoscopes. My first one was done with a 22"
solid 1+"-diameter probe. Admittedly, Anil Ram is
more pointed, but they both have dire connotations!