Haunted
Hikes: Spine-Tingling Tales and Trails from North America's
National Parks ,
by Andrea Lankford
Few people have the proper credentials to write
a book like this, but Andrea Lankford is uniquely qualified.
With over a decade of experience as a park ranger and thousands
of hiking and biking miles behind her, Lankford knows her
routes. In addition, she's recorded an impressive number of
stories about hauntings, unexplained phenomena, unsolved mysteries,
hoaxes, curses, paranormal events, and other mysteries connected
with hikes in parks from Hawaii to Vermont and the Virgin
Islands to the Klondike. The book would be valuable for the
maps and descriptions of routes alone, but the well-told tales
add a fascinating dimension. Lankford's vivid and vibrant
prose makes this book worth reading even if you never visit
the places where the stories took place.
Organized geographically, the book has eight
chapters: California & Hawaii, Desert Southwest, Deep
South, Eastern Mountains, Northeast & Mid Atlantic, Rocky
Mountains, Canada & Alaska, and Pacific Northwest. In
each, Lankford tells the spooky tales and then describes the
hikes, including their level of difficulty. She also rates
the hikes by "fright factor," awarding from one
to five skulls to give an idea of the level of creepiness
of the story associated with the trail. Four skulls means
"Gave me nightmares, and I'd rather not discuss them,"
while one skull "makes seven-year-olds giggle."
Each hike has an easy-to-follow map, directions for how to
reach the trailhead, and information about the best time to
visit.
When I first picked up Haunted Hikes,
I immediately flipped to the chapter that includes Death Valley.
I'm familiar with that park, and I was curious to find out
which stories the author had chosen to tell. I found a great
write-up about the mysterious sliding stones on the Racetrack
Playa, and also the story of Hooch, a killer who haunts the
ghost town of Skidoo. The story entitled "The Creepiest
Man in North America," however, was new to me. It's the
unsettling tale of how park rangers apprehended "a hippie
dude" who turned out to be none other than Charles Manson.
Lankford gives the 16-mile hike around Barker Ranch and Warm
Springs Canyon four skulls and rates it "extreme,"
which means I'll probably stick with visiting the sliding
stones at Racetrack Playa (one skull, easy). Even though I
may never walk in Manson's footsteps, it was fascinating to
find out about his Death Valley days.
Of course, Bigfoot and Sasquatch are well represented
within these pages, but the stories the author has selected
to include are among the less well known. I certainly had
never heard about a teen-age Sasquatch that decorated a campground
with toilet paper from the outhouse. Another mysterious creature
I had never heard of before is in a section titled "Like
Vomit Mixed with Rotten Fish." That phrase evidently
aptly describes the Skunk Ape, another big, hairy elusive
creature that hangs out in the cypress swamps of Florida.
Another thing I like about this book is that
the stories are an excellent blend of old and new. At Lake
Mead in Nevada, Lankford tells the tale of a perplexing murder
in 2003 that remains unsolved. At the other end of the time
spectrum, she relates Indian ghost stories connected with
sites in the Rocky Mountains. Other tales reflect different
periods of American history. She's included hoaxes, too, like
the "Eve of Estes," a publicity stunt aimed at attracting
tourists to Rocky Mountain National Park. Back in 1917, an
actress pretended to live in the wilderness for a week, but
she was really spending her nights in a park lodge.
Enhanced with photographs and loaded with plenty
of suggestions for further research and reading, Haunted
Hikes is no mere guidebook. It's a highly entertaining
tapestry of stories that add a human (or inhuman) element
to natural landscapes. Andrea Lankford has done for national
parks what Chris Epting has done for pop history in his series
beginning with James
Dean Died Here. Places are always more interesting
when you know what happened there - even when the stories
give you the creeps!
Megan
Edwards
10/8/06
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