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Things didn't sound quite right at the Pelly Crossing
filling station in the middle of the Yukon Territory. The gurgle of
the fuel I was pumping down the filler neck had a frothy note, reminiscent
of the sound of filling up one of the diesel pick-ups I've owned over
the years.
I smelled the nozzle before I hung it up and, at precisely
the instant my nose processed the 'Diesel-you-idiot' warning, my eyes
focused on the word DIESEL on the front of the fuel pump.
To say I felt stupid was an understatement. The gasoline-powered
Chevy Blazer I'd rented from National Car Rental in Whitehorse obviously
would have to have its tank drained and the delay would cut the heart
out of the mere six hours of daylight that mid-December offered at this
latitude. It might even disrupt overnight plans at Bombay Peggy's, a renovated
former brothel in Dawson City, where Lisa had reserved the Lipstick Room.
"There's a silver lining though," I tried
to be upbeat as I confessed the fueling blunder to my wife, Lisa. "It's
Friday the 13th and this should be enough of a screw-up for clear sailing
at Bombay Peggy's along with my quest to be ordained into Captain Dick's
Sourtoe Cocktail Club."
Lisa realized how sheepish I felt. The affable lady
at the service station told me lots of people had filled their gasoline
cars with diesel fuel there. Her boyfriend, David, had the day off and
could be on the scene in a few minutes. He had helped out some of the
other 'fuel losers' here on the Klondike Highway between Whitehorse and
Dawson City, just south of the Arctic Circle.
David arrived and after two hours of coaxing, we managed
to siphon most of the fuel out of the tank. We refilled with gasoline
and headed out into the afternoon twilight.
We arrived in Dawson City, a town of 1,900 people,
that was once the largest city west of Winnipeg and north of San Francisco.
Bombay Peggy's turned out to be a lovingly restored Inn that had been
a bustling bordello. After 535 kilometres of icy roads, snow squalls and
the diesel fuel fiasco, the friendly hosts and lush appointments of the
Lipstick Room were a welcome change.
After an hour of rest, the Sourtoe Cocktail beckoned
so we left the cozy hotel and moseyed across town to the Sourdough Saloon
located in the Downtown Hotel. The streets were deserted. The lonely sound
of our boots on the wooden sidewalk reminded me of a cattle rustler heading
to the gallows in a 1950s western movie. What had I gotten myself into
with this Sourtoe Cocktail?
The Sourdough Saloon wasn't much livelier than the
wintry streets of Dawson City. Three locals sat at a table hunched over
glasses of draught beer. Lisa and I approached the rustic bar a few stools
down from the only other patrons, a grizzled couple whispering sweet nothings
to each other.
"What would you like?" asked Donna Nickerson,
the chatty bartender.
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"We came for the toe," Lisa replied. The
locals looked up from their drinks. "The toe or the full foot?"
Donna went on to explain that the full foot consisted of 5 toes rather
than just one big toe.
"Just the toe."
I felt a lump in my throat and considered bolting
back to the comfort of the Lipstick Room. Donna produced a small crock,
undid two metal fasteners and pulled the top off, revealing a mound of
coarse salt.
"Now I gotta dig for it," she said with
a smirk.
There was no doubting what it was: a hefty-sized big
toe, nail and all. My stomach heaved as Donna explained that the drink
I chose should not have any ice in it. I wondered if the toe would sink
or float. When she plopped it into a glass of water to rinse off the salt,
I averted my eyes.
"After I put it into your cocktail, I have to
see the toe rubbing against your lips as you drink." She seemed to
enjoy the ritual.
My last thought before imbibing was to wonder if it
was poisonous, but surely I would have heard about Sourtoe casualties
on Fox News or seen bizarre headlines splattered across the front cover
of a National Enquirer at a supermarket checkout somewhere.
I tipped the drink back and eventually felt the grotesque
appendage rub against my top lip. The more I drank, the more toe pressure
I felt.
"No one can take it from me now," I thought
as Donna declared me 'Sourtoed'. I thought I heard a sole handclap. It
was over. What taboos had I violated? On the walk back to Bombay Peggy's,
I examined the authentication certificate Donna had presented to me. I
was Club Member #12,224. There's even a web site where non-believers could
get more information. I smiled to myself thinking that kissing a cod in
Newfoundland had nothing on this Yukon ritual.
My mind drifted to the cozy Lipstick Room just as
Lisa assured me my toe-touching lips were not high on her list of priorities.
I slipped my arm around her shoulder trying to warm things up.
"Your sleeve smells like diesel fuel!" She
muttered.
I looked at my watch. Ten-fifteen. It was still Friday
the 13th.
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