TORRINGTON,
ALBERTA
It's
easy to think of Banff and Jasper when you think of Alberta,
and it would be hard to find a more beautiful place than
the Canadian Rockies for a roadtrip in July. But Alberta
has far more to offer than turquoise lakes and hanging
glaciers. I decided, as I headed south from Edmonton to
Spokane, Washington, to travel the prairies instead of
taking the mountain route.

Angie
Falk with one of the Gopher Hole Museum's denizens
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It
was the name of Driedmeat Lake that attracted me to highway
21, but I never did find the body of water with that intriguing
name. Instead, I kept rolling south through New Norway,
Bashaw, and Mirror, admiring the yellow canola fields
and picturesque farms.
It
wasn't until I decided to head west on highway 27 that
I caught sight of a sign too enticing to pass by. "World
Famous Gopher Hole Museum," it read, and a marketing
genius couldn't have come up with a better come-on. It
must be some gopher hole to achieve global recognition,
I thought, and I applied my brakes forthwith.
The
museum is easy to find, thank to the plywood cutout gophers
stationed along the most direct route, which also guides
visitors through Torrington's "downtown." The
museum is housed in a tidy white cottage with a tall flagpole
in front.
I
was still wondering where the gopher hole might be (under
the floorboards, maybe?) as I stepped into the gift shop
anteroom of the museum, but Angie Falk, the volunteer
staff member on duty for the day, was quick to explain
the museum's name.

Royal
Canadian Mounted Gopher

Gopher goes blonde

Gophersmith

The Reverend Gopher
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"We
are world famous," she said, pointing to a large
map of the world studded edge-to-edge with round-headed
pins. "You can see where our visitors have come from
in the five years since we opened." Sure enough,
someone from Tierra del Fuego had visited the Gopher Hole
Museum.
As
for the hole, well, things get more interesting when you
pass into the museum proper, a separate room with low
lights and forty or so dioramas housed in neatly constructed
wooden boxes. While, strictly speaking, they aren't holes,
they are most definitely populated with gophers, three
dozen or so of the cute little critters.
And
now for the real secret behind the Gopher Hole Museum's
global reputation. The gophers, having long since drawn
their last breaths, are stuffed and clad in costumes that
reflect the theme of their "hole." There's a
Canadian Mountie , for example, and a hairdresser. Most
of the "holes" depict local businesses and culture,
like the fertilizer factory, the Indian village, and the
Lutheran Church. The taxidermy is of professional quality,
as are the background murals in each of the dioramas,
painted by Alberta artist Shelley Haase.
Ironically,
it was not artistry, but politics and timing that generated
the most publicity for the new enterprise. The Gopher
Hole Museum opened its doors in 1996, and it wasn't long
before People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
got wind of the project. Voila. Instant world fame for
the tiny hamlet of Torrington, Alberta. Even though it
wasn't what they had in mind, the citizens of Torrington
aren't complaining. They created the museum to increase
tourism, and they don't seem to mind at all if it's PETA
that gets the word out.
"The
gophers are a tremendous problem for the farmers here,"
explained Angie. "We have to kill them. Is it so
bad to put them on display afterwards?"
Every
visitor gets to decide, and one look at the fat notebooks
full of newspaper clippings and letters from guests is
all it takes to know that the museum draws a lot of comment.
The majority, I noted as I leafed through the growing
archive, are supportive. Most people like the idea that
a tiny village has succeeded in its dream to create a
unique identity.

Clem
T. Go-Fur, Torrington's official mascot

Fire hydrant incognito
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There's
no doubt that the World Famous Gopher Hole Museum is unique,
and Torrington also may be the only town boasting a twelve-foot
statue of a smiling gopher wearing overalls. The fire
hydrants in town promote the theme, too, each one individually
named and painted to look likeyou guessed ita
gopher.
As
I drove south, I noticed more gophers on the road than
I had before, and I swerved to avoid hitting one that
ran in front of my tires. Was I villain or hero? Hard
to say, now that I've been to the Gopher Hole Museum.
I've gained new insight into the love-hate relationship
between Torrington and the cute little crop-destroying
critter that brings her fame.